Why Me? 1990 Directed by Gene Quintano Written by Donald E. Westlake Produced by Marjorie Israël Cast: Christopher Lambert.......Gus Cardinale Kim Greist.......June Daley Christopher Lloyd.......Bruno Daley J.T. Walsh.......Francis Mahoney Gregory Millar.......Leon Mendel Meldrum.......Catou Verdebedian Michael J. Pollard.......Ralph John Hancock.......Tiny Tony Plana.......Benjy Klopzik Thomas Callaway.......Zachary Jack Kehler.......Freedry René Assa.......Bob the Turk Sebastian Massa.......Bob's Man Kate Benton.......Spokeswoman Jack Heller.......Turk #2 Vachik Mangassarian.......Mansourian Lawrence Tierney.......Armenian Thief #1 Mickey Yablans.......Armenian Thief #2 Frank Collison.......Armenian Thief #3 Lance Kinsey.......Phone Technician Pete Chaconas.......Guardian #1 Maxwell Alexander.......Guardian #2 Rick Najera.......Reporter Zitto Kazann.......Turkish Diplomat Milton James.......Armenian Diplomat Jimmy Woodard.......Policeman #1 at Ralph Hunter Person.......Policeman #2 at Ralph Emily Kuroda.......Anchorwoman John LaMotta.......Bank Manager John Voldstad.......Crook at Tina's Place Elena Stiteler.......Saleswoman Shinko Isobe.......Waitress Jacob Kenner.......Little Boy Becky Herbst.......Little Girl 87 min. Epic Productions USA English